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She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis. On the highways of Mississippi, a psychotic priest and his brother are on a crusade to absolve sinners with their own brand of murder. Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies. 隔(gé )壁(bì )住(😪)(zhù )的三个(🖌)半(💘)熟女似乎偷偷(tōu )的(de )在(zài )各(🍐)自(😏)房间做(🎛)着(🌁)不可告人的(de )囧(jiǒng )事，而这些(🔂)是石头没日(🌶)没(méi )夜(yè )偷(🈲)(tōu )窥得出的结论。深知一(yī(😳) )人(🎦)技薄的石(😖)头为了满足好奇(qí )，挖(wā )掘(🎾)更(👚)多半熟女(🎦)们的私生活(huó )，拉(lā )拢室友钱(📃)芳和柳木(🔍)加(🅾)入，三(sān )个冲动期的屌丝男(💷)面对(duì )隔(🦐)(gé(♍) )壁(bì )的长腿姐姐、知性御(🎱)姐和(hé )甜美(🦊)萝莉，引发(🍞)出(🔌)了一连串(chuàn )让(ràng )人(rén )脸红(🔪)的(⏯)尴尬囧(🔂)事(🛷)。